Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  cinematic masterpiece

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  wow. my heart is full.

Popular reviews

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  Elf 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2023 1

  why cant i pull bitches like buddy the elf?

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2023 2

  i wish i could give this 6 stars. what a movie. i would rather die than live in a world without it. the meer perfection of this movie makes harry potter  films look like they were filmed and edited on my Nintendo DS in 4th grade. the raw sexual energy that exudes from both the fish and the cat are unprecedented. i am not worthy of laying my eyes upon the cat’s celestial face. the way thing 1 and 2…

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