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  Goblin 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  Gong Yoo saying “play store” will live in infamy in my mind.

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  The Old Dark House 1932

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  “Morgan’s gotten into the liquor again!”

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  I cannot begin to describe the absolute primal DESPERATION I feel for another action film starring Kristen Stewart and Katy O’Brian.

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  This is an action film satirically written for an episode of family guy. And it’s MAGNIFICENT. This is what conservative boomers DREAM they could do to progressive millennials and gen z. “The Beekeeper” comically revives the early 2000’s Hollywood love of a man’s man just doing violent manly things while never getting a scratch on him. Through choppy editing this movie fills the silence of the cinema with heavy gun fire, horrible bee puns, exhausted cliche “tough guy” phrases, and a…

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