Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  my first thought when kong was stomping all over rome was  Wow 400 people just died  and then i realized its just going to keep happening the entire movie

  i love ice lizard and baby nunchuck

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  Fargo 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  main takeaways are to never get snippy with a woman & always be wary of the quiet ones

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  im fucking crying bong joon ho just had fun with this… so funny & robert pattinsons ability to completely change his voice with every role is terrifying

  number one trump biopic… gasped at the arm motion during the kenneth show & so in your face with kenneth marshall you genuinely have to be stupid to not realize who he’s supposed to be 

  #challengers #minecraft

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  this is like a lot worse than i thought it would/could be

  very bold story choice that i honestly think couldve worked but the execution is awful.. lots of jumps and no real depth to the story whatsoever and the musical numbers are garbo (why is this a musical). the flow is nonexistent and several things were done as an attempt to emphasize intensity/seriousness and it just does not work (also all of the songs being so Grrrr serious and…