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  • Star Wars

    ★★★½

  • The Martian

    ★★★★

  • 1776

    ★★★★

  • Gladiator

    ★★★½

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ★★★½

    - bro was distraught when obi wan, this rando he’s only known for- what, a week?- dies, but when he finds the BURNT CORPSES of the PROPLE WHO RAISED HIM, he j says “damn that’s crazy” and fucking LEAVES like what??? like he literally didn’t give a shit dude didn’t even shed a tear. why is that glossed over😭
    - why did. why did he have a crush on Leia. like why was that a necessary plot point. like that…

  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★½

    - WHY TF DID THEY KISS most unnecessary plot point ever smh (guys and girls can j be friends guys they didn’t have to make it weirddd).
    - speaking of weird Commodus is a freak bro wtf. and I’m not even TALKING abt the whole wanna-fuck-his-sister thing he’s just so ickyyyy😭 (Joaquin Phoenix ate it up tho). he’s def one of those “nice guys finish last😔” assholes. eyeshadow was on point the whole time tho
    - how did no one…

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