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Recent reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 03 Jul 2024

  Probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen…only thing worse then this movie is the holocaust

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jun 2024

  Hot sexy fun, just like my good friend chap. I’d be the hit man from behind him any day of the week

Popular reviews

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ★½ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  The movie production is amazing, however the CGI and story is horrible. The thing about this movie though is that it’s feels skipped…like you skimmed through it. A lot of the movie was cut and you can tell. Thus reasoning why Zack Snyder has said that the directors cut is a completely different movie. This movie is a sham and shame on Netflix for releasing this version of the movie. If only my good friend chap was CEO of Netflix, he knows movies and he can fix that company. My guy chap, he’s smart, like fuck a guy smart.

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  You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023

  ½ Watched 10 Sep 2023

  Couldn’t finish the movie. Stopped exactly at 27min and 49 seconds. This movie is the reason why I’m starting to hate Netflix and it being the last app that I open when scrolling for what to watch. Would rather watch my good friend chap shower then this movie, what am I saying, I’d do that shit for free any day. But this movie is ass, would have my dick chopped off and be forced to eat it then to finish this garbage

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