This is not an objective rating, this rating is completely on how much I love watching this movie. The thing that puts this movie so high for me is just how balls-to-the-wall it is, and its mere amount of love and effort put in makes all of its mistakes charming and funny instead of frustrating. You can point out any problem with this movie and my response will be "awww, Revenge of the Sith, you silly film you." before I pat R2D2 on the head.
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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 2002
This movie is widely considered one of the worst to have ever been made. We're clearly not watching the same thing. This is perfection. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
My genuine thoughts that aren't an ironic joke: It's horrendous and I highly recommend it. I've never laughed so hard while watching a movie. It tries so hard to be funny that it completely misses the mark and goes all the way around the world back to being funny again.
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Mission to Mars 2000
It's called a base pair, not a chromosome, you absolute fucking lazy illiterate monkeys. You don't need to be a scientist to know the basics of how DNA works, cuz, if you didn't take standard high school science, you can ask a random college student taking biology.
They honestly thought that something as complicated as the human body has a blueprint that can fit on a screen or within a short audio clip.
Oh and they don't know what the…
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The Iron Claw 2023
It's a fucking rare day where I can't think of anything wrong with a movie. I don't usually like sports movies, but this absolute gem is a beautiful exception to that.
Reason #1 this movie is good: I absolutely adored every single character except the ones that we're supposed to dislike (which is good that I don't like them). Especially the four brothers.
Reason #2 this movie is good: It will make you fully aware of an upcoming tragedy, but…
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