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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This movie took way too fucking long to get started, which was made worse by Ivan and Ani having absolutely zero chemistry. Never in my life has a film made ME feel socially awkward, it was an absolute mind fuck.

  I did get a giggle out of those chaotic brothers at least. I too have been the younger sibling who throws up on themselves in the car (more than once). Representation matters

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  sex, lies, and videotape 1989

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  How do you go from being in films like this to being in that Harry Styles fanfic movie? Lighting a candle for Peter Gallagher’s career

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Apr 2024

  As someone who almost gnawed their leg off during Mike Faist’s three minutes of screen time in West Side Story, this was both exactly what I did, and didn’t, need

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan 2025

  Brendan Fraser it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

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