Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jan 2025

  Well yes

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025

  Fuck - it just gets better every time. Need to find my freak

Popular reviews

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  The Big Wedding 2013

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2024 2

  Imagine you are scrolling through (HBO)MAX and you think, “Hey, how come I’ve never heard of this movie? And, wow, the cast is stellar!” Then, about 90 minutes later, you realize that you’ve never heard of it because it’s possibly the worst movie you’ve ever seen, and now you are in need of a cleanse after being told for an hour and a half straight that Ben Barnes is not white..?

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  So bad, it’s good…? So ugly, it’s almost beautiful…? So serious, it’s fucking hilarious…? All I know for sure is that I should’ve hit my pen before viewing.

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