No-Tell Motel is an interesting movie. It’s well-intentioned, I think. And it’s a little ambitious. But it’s also quite confused.
Five friends embark on a Cross country road trip in an inherited, albeit rundown RV. But when a fateful mistake flips the vehicle on its side, our group are left helpless in the middle of nowhere. With a quickly-setting sun, and no help in sight, they take shelter in an abandoned, roadside motel.
What they don’t know is that the…
“Is there a daddy long legs ad council that feeds out this information?”
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! is a lot of things. It’s Rick Moranis’ final on-screen role, an early showcase for cult-member Alison Mack and alt-right attention-goon Bug Hall, and it’s the third and final entry to a franchise I’ve never really watched, save for this one.
On the heels of not one but TWO near total disasters at the hands of his patented shrink ray, Wayne Szalinski has…
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I’m stunned!
616 Wilford Lane is a movie that so successfully skirts past any narrative obligations for 79 minutes of its 85 minute runtime. There are nuggets of separate stories but little to no attempt to tie them all together. I’ll try:
The story is simple. Dad and his two daughters move into a McMansion after a devastating loss. However, their dream home proves to be something of a nightmare as they uncover a dark secret in the house’s history. …
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I keep telling people that I would bet big money that in Italy this was called Il Substanti. I don’t know!
So I’m a loud and proud emetephobe, which is why I’ve properly avoided Il Substanti for so long. One of the first reviews I’d read detailed a gross out body horror flick that prompted theater goers to walk out and even one in-theater hurl!
I knew I wanted to see it, just maybe not with a bunch of others. …
