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Past Lives 2023
i am an open wound that never fully heals and every once in a while i’ll see something that prods and i start bleeding again
holy shit i am bleeding
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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003
my grandma loved keith urban and when his song came on i got emotional.
mcconaughey is better in this than he is in interstellar
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003
(arriving to the galapagos)
crew: ugh this sucks there’s literally no women here
the gay doctor: holy shit swimming iguanas
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Tipping the Velvet 2002
the oysters made me gay!!!!!
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