Favorite films

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  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  A story as simple as time. This is like Disneys’ tech demo and for 1937 it’s impressive just for its time. Definitely understand why it’s beloved and cherished to high acclaim, but to me I think it’s good. I can’t wait to see how the live action version is (I don’t have high hopes).

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Heart Eyes is as okay as it gets folks. A Valentine’s Day slasher that doesn’t really give you many cool kills or really fresh ideas. Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding have a good chemistry, but every character is annoying as shit.

Popular reviews

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  2 AM Coffee 2023

  ★ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  When he bought the coffee…. Holy shit. AT 2 AM!?!

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  Red One 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Nov 2024 1

  Jokes that made me laugh count: 0

  I don’t know if I lost the Christmas spirit or if this movie was straight ass. Krampus and Santa were the only “good” parts of the movie. You would expect an A-List cast to be able to carry this, but sadly they fail. Hard. Every joke was a flop, at least there was a narrative, but even that was extremely hit or miss.

  I guess I’m going on the naughty list for my review but oh well. Celebrate Christmas with a different movie and skip out on this one.