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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    ★½

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

  • Meet the Parents

    ★★★

  • Despicable Me 4

    ★★

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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    ★½

    This movie was actually kinda good when Dane DeHaan wasn’t speaking or on screen

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

    This movie was extra terrifying bc Colin Farrell’s character looks and acts exactly like the chief of head and neck cancer at UAB

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    She nos on my feratu till I orlok

  • Uglies

    Uglies

    ½

    In Pursuit of Perfection

    From first reinvention the wheel, mankind has craved perfection, our senses RAVENOUS for innovation as we salivate over the opioid that is optimization. To reach perfection is to channel the very essence of god, to move throughout the universe with perfect efficiency. We hunger for this harmony, and in doing so we are forced to look with merciless scrutiny at our own inefficiencies. Entropy must cauterized at its every bleeding capillary, energy conserved within a closed…

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