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West Side Story 2021
Gave this another watch because of Mike Faist. He really is the best thing about this remake.
So much of this film was an absolute thrill. Full of bright energy and so visually vibrant. Cliques of punk ass kids leaping across the screen with the grace and poise of a herd of gazelles. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
On the other hand, for as much splendour the film had to offer, there were certain decisions made that made me involuntarily…
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Finding Joe 2011
My therapist asked me to watch this. After doing so, I am questioning her respect for my time. The whole thing is accompanied by this tacky, uplifting score that is trying to manipulate/trick you into feeling something profound.
Highlight: You get to see Danielle Haim's early work as stock footage model at the 1 hr 11 min mark.
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The Matrix Resurrections 2021
Really struggled to care. Kept thinking about the sandwich I was going to make myself after the film ends. Odd choice to have NPH revive his role as Barney Stinson in this project. Undoing storylines to eschew grief always feels halfhearted. Bless and protect Keanu forever.
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