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Possession 1981
This movie has it all!
✅ Unintentional comedy
✅ Copious amounts of flailing and screaming
✅ Bodily fluids that match the colors of Italy’s flagTranslated from by -
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Nosferatu 2024
When the vampire was dry humping Thomas and sucking out his soul so good that he was literally ascending, I heard a woman behind me go “oh yes zaddy”.
Final shot goes hard. It’s a tale as old as time. A man with a boney ass finishing on top of a woman and dying.
It’s wild that this whole film is really just Scott Pilgrim with a vampire. ‘Hey so if you want to be with me you’re going to have to defeat my one evil ex. He’s a vampire and his dick is HUGE. That cool? 😇’
And they say romance is dead.
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Howard the Duck 1986
George Lucas is a fiend for ducks. In the first 10 minutes there’s two different instances of duck cleavage.
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