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  Wild Wild West 1999

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  A movie that is somehow the less of the sum of its parts. Nothing works with anything else. Will smith seems to be the only one that didn’t understand the assignment acting wise. The whole thing somehow doesn’t have stakes. It’s just extremely and very slight. Not entirely sure how it is one of the most expensive movies of all time

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  Money Plane 2020

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Either needs to be better in every way or campier and worse in every way. A deeply uninteresting movie and only enjoyable if you’re watching it with friends yelling better versions of the movie as you watch it

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  Rogue 2020

  ★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  A movie that was somehow deeply incompetent. The geography of the action was incomprehensible, the CGI was atrocious, and 90% of the characters were deeply insufferable.
  If I wasn’t a little drunk I would feel more confident in declaring this movie as super racist.

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  Alien Resurrection 1997

  ★★ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  A deeply stupid film. Like I’m glad Sigourney had fun doing this, and her and Winona had some really good chemistry, but the whole thing feels like a sequel for the sake of a sequel. And I don’t really need more Joss Whedon stuff in my life

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