Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Land of Bad 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Knew this s*** was going to be nuclear. Can’t believe they dodge that shit bisshhhh at the end. My heart was no 30 piece mc nuggy during that scene.

  PS. Cashed Ziegler 3+ triples in that Tennessee Sweet 16 game HOORAH.

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  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2024

  National ratings on this being a 2.4 is the public in March. Dull. I am March. This movie kicks. When the world needed a savior they went back to the sam witwicky 3 ball BANGG BANGGGGG. i am March. Thought I lost you Optimus.

Popular reviews

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  This Is 40 2012

  ★★ Watched 06 Sep 2022

  This movie should only be watched by individuals outside the champs chat. No ring bearer should have to sit through this film. Way too inappropriate for my fine tuned movie palate. Overall this movie was pastrami out of the bunker on 18 at the US Open.

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  Jarhead 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2022

  People will watch this and think that it is surface level and has no direction. However, as an extensive movie critic I thought otherwise. Jarhead is awesome. It’s like living on the moon with no connection to the real world. Swofford’s rifle skills are comparable to my abilities to see the board. Never miss. HOORAH

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