absklag

absklag

Some day a real rain will come and wash away these tears

Favorite films

  • The Seventh Seal
  • Stalker
  • Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
  • Face/Off

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  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

  • Begotten

    ★★½

  • Tokyo Drifter

    ★★★½

  • Mirrored Mind

    ★★★½

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  • Hard Boiled

    Hard Boiled

    ★★★★½

    "Give a man one gun and he's superman, two and he's god" lmfao this movie is so stupid

  • Le Samouraï

    Le Samouraï

    ★★★½

    Bro (thoughts and prayers) was too busy fondling his fedora to remember to quote Hagakure even ONCE. He never even sheathes his gun like a katana like in the far superior Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai. A rare W for American remakes.

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  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

    The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE this movie SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR this movie AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR Jacques Demy. HATE. HATE.

  • The Maltese Falcon

    The Maltese Falcon

    ★★★½

    "average person owns 2 guns" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person owns 0 guns. Guns Bogar, who lives in private detective office & steals over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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