Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Palm Springs 2020

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  june squibb and veronica lodge and jk simmons and connor o’malley and andrew’s physics professor

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  Into Eternity: A Film for the Future 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  *veep finnish prime minister voice*

  well, yes, the onkalo is… one size now. and well, one day, it will be another size.
  it is like… well, you know, em, nesting doll? we fill the walls of the onkalo, ah, well, such as a penis in a woman’s own sort of onkalo.

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2023 2

  this is the length of a play, it should have had an intermission! 

  in fact, i would have very thoroughly enjoyed an Oppenheimer musical, so i’ve taken the liberty of writing down a few possible numbers 

  Act I
  1. “They Call Me Oppie”
  2. “An Apple A Day”
  3. “I Am Become Death (And I Just Came)”
  4. “My Baby Is Yours, My Bomb Is Mine”
  5. “What’s Close To Zero Percent?”
  6. “I Thought That’d Make More Sound”
  7.…

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  West Side Story 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2021 3

  FUCK YOU FOR KILLING MY BROTHER. now i’m gonna fuck you for killing my brother