Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Universal Soldier 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  WAITER! WAITER! MORE BUFF NAKED MEN PLEASE!

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  out of all the amazing dialogue, my favorite quote was "ooooo latinaaaa"

Popular reviews

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  Hot Wheels: World Race 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2022

  one of the greatest movies of all time im cumming and shitting in my fucking pants rn holy shit this movie changed my fucking life my favorite part is when they drive the cars n shit

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Sep 2024 5

  YOU LOVE THE SMITHS!? BITCH I LOVE THE SMITHS I PUT A SPEAKER UP TO MY NUTSACK AND PLAY THE SMITHS SO MY FUTURE KIDS LOVE THE SMITHS I LISTEN TO THEIR ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY I FUCKING LOVE THE SMITHS I LIVE FOR THE SMITHS IM PRERACIST MORRISSEY IM A SENSITIVE SHY YOUNG MAN WITH A BRITTLE HEART ITS SO EASY TO LAUGH ITS SO EASY TO CRY IT TAKES GUTS TO BE GENTLE AND KIND... wait…

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