Alyssa Burns

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Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Moonstruck
  • Shiva Baby
  • The Wizard of Oz

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  • Marty

  • Joy Ride

    ★★

  • Crossing Delancey

  • Chilly Scenes of Winter

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  • Breakfast at Tiffany's

    Breakfast at Tiffany's

    This movie would be one of my all time favorites if it weren’t for all the racism. Mickey Rooney’s character serves absolutely no purpose. I am dying for this to be released with all his scenes cut out. Such a disgusting aspect of an otherwise charming and lovely film.

  • Old Boyfriends

    Old Boyfriends

    Can’t understand why Criterion listed this as a romantic comedy…

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  • Test Pattern

    Test Pattern

    ★½

    I was looking forward to this, but it just didn’t do it for me. While it had good intentions and the details surrounding surviving sexual assault are solid, stylistically it wasn’t for me. It really should have been a short film and not a feature. There are so many unnecessary scenes and pieces of dialogue. It felt a little disjointed at times and I didn’t find it to be emotionally compelling (which is strange because I am a survivor of…

  • Plan B

    Plan B

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.