abzloc

abzloc

if ur review is more than 3 lines i ain’t reading all that, sorry to hear that or happy for u fr

Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Now You See Me
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • Aftersun

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  • The Penguin Lessons

    ★★

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★½

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★★½

  • Grown Ups

    ★★★

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  • The Penguin Lessons

    The Penguin Lessons

    ★★

    how’d they turn a story about the argentinian military dictatorship into the most white ass film of all time

  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★½

    85-minute long astigmatism simulation

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  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★★

    alan rickman’s assistant still pisses me off, stupid bitch

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★★½

    i have one bone to pick with this film and it’s bothered me for years why in iris’ advert for her cottage does she use the words “a cup of cocoa” no one in the UK says that and i’m sure the website isn’t just listed for americans, did the writers just forget that cocoa isn’t used in the UK? but then again halfway through the film jude law asks cameron diaz if she wants a hot chocolate so clearly…

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