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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
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Y'all ever puke up your gf?
I fucking loved this.
The story was incredibly well executed and interesting. Entire theater gasped multiple times starting with the jawless Dave Franco reveal. I loved the themes of addiction and trust sprinkled throughout.
Kristen Stewart was great in the role of me. An absolute loser homosexual that spent the entire movie simping over Katy O'Brian.
The plot could have failed miserably and this would have still been fantastic based purely on vibes and visuals."Yea the bug guy"
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The Iron Claw 2023
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I was huge wrestling fan as a kid so going into this I knew the bare bones of what happened to the Von Erich boys, but god, this was rough. At a certain point, around the time Kerry started wrestling with them, I remembered exactly what I was watching and all I felt was dread. Then things actually got bad and just kept. getting. worse.
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The Ritual 2017
These blokes all fucking sucked except the Bear Grylls lookin one that was ironically the one to suggest going through the spooky forest in the first place.
I watched this a good while ago so I don't remember too much of what happened, but I do remember thinking it was hilarious that they considered for even a moment that a bear crucified that deer.
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