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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 2022
Best tmnt ever idc this shit looked good and feels good so much angst and character development and genuine heartbreak in those turtles made for children wow 10/10 animation (seriously this thing is so fucking beautiful and gorgeous) and art and actually amazing continuity from the show considering how many episodes got cut
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Why was it lowkey doody poopoo ☹️ i was so excited
Where tf is adam and barbara + not enough beetle + its just ughhh so not camp
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Red One 2024
This plot is holier than swiss cheese with enough cliques to kill a horse. Let’s stop casting the rock in movies where he’s only playing the same character over and over thanks. This movie is actually this is ass. Like actually ass. So much terrible cgi my eyes are bleeding. nothing makes sense. Best part was lucy Liu showing up, laufey playing for thirty seconds, and the several long staring into each others eyes gay ass moments between the rock…
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It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie 2002
The muppets writers were on crack when they wrote this beautiful movie and i want to kiss every one of them on the lips thank you!!!!!!
The evilest cuntiest villain to ever quake mother earth appears to steal the muppets theater for the forthieth time and wants to build a nu metal goth club with strip dancing muppets as NIN plays in the back. Her office has real lazers that light fozzie bear on fire. Her cuntyness knows no bounds. …
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