Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Gay movie, gay thoughts the whole time. I thought it was a knuckleball

• 

  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Such bad acting, oh my god, terrible acting, it really felt like the whole movie was voice overed. I havent seen him in anything. He needs to take something. He needs to take some adderal. Any rats in there. Clearly Dogman was the movie of the year, but zero toilet humor. Needs more toilet humor.we need to watch a good movie next. Idiocracy, Interstellar. I think the Minecraft movie is gonna be good. What about Paddington in Peru. Thats the one with Jenna Ortega (My Wife). Im gonna review this on my Strava.

Popular reviews

• 

  Harakiri 1962

  ½ Watched 22 Jul 2023 1

  Overhype and liked by a buncha douchebag hipster weebs

• 

  Inside Out 2 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Jun 2024 2

  Theres a shit ton of musicians. I wonder if there will be a post credits scene hinting at Inside Out 3. Sh sh sh sh Where are you going? *coughs* Oh man *coughs* hi im anxiety, hi im joshua tomar what if riley had an emotion and it was joshua tomar.
  Nah youre writing a review of the lion king 2... bruh...
  Well if i were to compare inside out 2 to an oneyplays video... once i was sev- eleven…

Following