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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  This movie is the best video game movie of all time, point blank period. I haven't seen the first two, and I can confidently say this is better than them, why? Because it Fucks. Capital F. Yeah there's shitty acting and writing at the beginning, and yeah characters occasionally just say out loud the message of the movie; but you know what else? Shadow the Hedgehog is in it, and he's voiced by Neo. That's badass, and Shadow's backstory isn't…

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  Thelma 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  If you've ever been close with an elderly person, this movie will hit home. An endearing and joyful picture.

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  Slaw 2017

  ½ Watched 11 Jun 2024 1

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  I only write this to warn.
  This is not The Room. This is…

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