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  Locked 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This was some of the least watchable, most right-wing libertarian “poor people deserve it” torture porn I have ever had the displeasure of viewing.
  I walked out halfway through and wish I would have done that when I initially thought about it, like five minutes into this garbage pile.
  Phillip Seymour whatever is old and I thought he was dead, and the guy looked like a shitty Pete Davidson and his daughter sucked.  Plus the interior of that car was tacky.

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  The Rule of Jenny Pen 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Eek!  This one was a real curl up in your seat in discomfort one.  Spoiler alerts!
  Lots of stuff with phallic imagery, first and foremost.  Like literally in the sense that the doll kinda SAs a couple male residents in a big like “broken your spirt” moment sort of.
  Anyways there’s a poem that gets quoted a couple times about how “where lions sleep hyenas rule” or something of the sort; which is probably a lot more applicable of a…

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025 1

  I wasn’t stoned enough for this.

  This movie has some of the most grating and awkward dialogue ever; it’s like every single actor literally was learned how to speak English from watching dubbed anime from the 90s.  It really underscored the fact that this is a movie about deaths.  Is there a plot?  Sure.  Is there conflict?  Monkey.  Character arc?  Only for the case of exposition.
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  The Mist 2007

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  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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