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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  they just kept edging us. cut the cameras already PLEASE.

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  Descendants: The Rise of Red 2024

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  this movie is like if a middle schooler tried to write fanfiction in one class period, but looked at the clock to see there's 5 minutes left of class and realized they're only halfway done the fic so they scrambled to find a conclusion before they got on the bus because they had homework to do later.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  convinced all of you hate joy and magic and fun.

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  The Boogeyman 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  someone pls tell natalie scatorccio that's not a fucking monster that's the werewolf from the quarry.

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