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  Scooby-Doo 2002

  Rewatched 11 Oct 2022

  Blink and you miss it — but believe it or not, you do see Scooby-Doo’s dick in this.

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  Knock Knock 2015

  Watched 09 Oct 2022

  We see the women who torment him naked, but we don’t see so much as half a buttcrack on Keanu Reeves. Huge missed opportunity.

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  The Last Temptation of Christ 1988

  Rewatched 17 Apr 2022

  Marty could’ve shown us Willem Dafoe’s penis, but for some reason he only showed us the pubes. We know our Christ is risen, but I was really hoping to see a “risen” Dong of Dafoe! Anyways, Happy Easter.

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