Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Mixed feelings now that I’ve seen JK Simmons play both the peanut M&M and Santa AND throw a chair at a literal child.

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  How to Train Your Dragon 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  To be fair, I saw this performed with a live symphony, which is why I’ve rated it so highly. Movies need more live symphonies. And more dragons. Teach dragons to be in symphonies. Perfect solution. You ever see a dragon play a triangle? It’d make any movie better. Dragon playing a trumpet? Just THINK of the breath support. Wanna fill AT&T Stadium for a symphony concert? You’re gonna have to when your conductor has an 35-foot wingspan. I see no flaws in my plan. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Popular reviews

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  New Life 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 May 2024

  I know people complain about characters in horror movies being unrealistic, but there’s a 11/10 chance that I’d cuddle with the dog and start the apocalypse, too.

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  A Quiet Place Part II 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  So all we learned is that the monsters hate water and loud noises. 

  My dog is clearly one of these monsters.

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