Screenwriter. 2023 Black List. Either writing something or depressed because I don’t have the next idea yet.
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Anaconda 1997
They cast Jon Voight, of all people, as a Paraguayan snake hunter, and he just did a Razor Ramon impression for an hour. The snakes were more believable than his accent. Then the snake eats him, spits him out half dead and he winks at J-Lo. The 90s were bizarre, man. It’s not unwatchable as it does have SOME B-movie charm.
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Barton Fink 1991
Only the Coens could conjure existential dread from sweating wallpaper.
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Escape from New York 1981
When offered a pardon for saving the president and potentially preventing worldwide annihilation, Snake Plissken responds... “Get a new president.” The OG of DGAFing.
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