Adam

Adam

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • The Thing
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Escape from New York

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  • Daft Punk Unchained

    ★★½

  • Street Trash

  • Asteroid City

    ★★★★

  • Thelma

    ★★★★

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  • Street Trash

    Street Trash

    Gambled on this because I liked Fried Barry but it was a bad gamble. The minute I saw a production ident for Bloody Disgusting I knew I was in trouble - literally the lowest bar for anything horror related.

    Street Trash has admittedly fun gore, but is basically Planet Terror with a dickhead sense of humour. Puerile bullshit and dumb vegan jokes like it’s 1990 or something.

    I hate it even more because I spent money on it

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Watched this on a flight. Apparently a  ‘Special airline presentation’, but I couldn’t really tell the difference. Perhaps a tad less gore ? Although most of it seemed intact which was surprising for a plane version. Anyway, you know my feelings about this GOAT

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  • The Woman

    The Woman

    ★½

    The Woman starts with a terrible montage sequence that‘s a big red flag for the following 100 minutes. Pollyanna Macintosh plays a feral woods dweller, kidnapped by some boomer douche who wants to ‘civilize’ her.

    The idea is sound but undermined by McKee’s extremely workmanlike direction: place item in frame, shoot, rinse repeat. There’s zero style on display here, only a soap opera presentation.

    It’s also let down by sub-par acting and some very strange story choices, including the inclusion…

  • Bacurau

    Bacurau

    ½

    Tedious drivel trying to cop some genre cred by chucking in Udo Kier and some way-too-late-in-the-game gore. Crap dialogue, excruciating performances and a barely comprehensible plot.
    And hey MIFF, where’s this ‘healthy nod to John Carpenter’? In the 30 seconds of synth on the soundtrack?
    Hated it.