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Batman 1989
watching in preparation to see the tim burton exhibition at the design museum!
charming and quirky, fascinating how it navigates a darker tone with the inherent camp of a man dressing up as a bat. (and how much more serious films are now…)
burton’s aesthetic really works for gotham,
his strange steampunk-esque flourishes and gothic style helps to build a brooding but fantastical world in which it’s believable that these wild things could happen. this atmosphere is complimented by the lush production design (including great miniatures!)jack nicholson’s maniacal joker was very fun to watch!
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Thor: Love and Thunder 2022
wow. absolute flop. watching this feels like scrolling through tiktok (derogatory)
continually commits the cardinal sin of telling instead of showing which makes for a super frustrating experience
a shame, because bale’s incredible acting and his villain gorr’s character design is utterly wasted…
messy and forgettable
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
good fun!
- the bus scene was sick ngl
- liked the wire work fights, nodding to classics like crouching tiger. it’s a shame they were so clouded by cgi, parts felt so cartoony
- tony leung was fantastic, defo brought depth to his role. (there’s a scene where he wears a double breasted jacket and it looks incredible
- not sure why there were pokemon but what ya gonna do
- some of the writing was cringey
- any film with a dragon in is probably worth watching
- destin daniel cretton directed one of my fav films ever so that’s cool!
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Fracture 2007
a few points
• i can’t believe frank gehry built a bilbao guggenheim in los angeles what a corporate hack
• “my dick has evidence” ?!??!??wtf
• why was rosamund pike inviting her not-quite employee round for thanksgiving dinner after meeting him like twice
• what on earth was goslings accent
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