Adam

Adam

Stars are stupid, numbers aren't real, and I love all my movies equally.
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Except Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Mummy
  • Tampopo

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  • Invasion of Astro-Monster

    ★★★

  • Event Horizon

    ★★★★

  • Spaceballs

    ★★★★

  • 48 Hrs.

    ★★

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  • Primer

    Primer

    ★★★★½

    No doubt the ultimate end result of all tech startups.

  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    ½

    This feels really similar to a screenplay I would have written when I was 10, so unfortunately, I'm going to have to sue Paramount for plagiarism.

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  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★★

    This is a horror movie because seeing "Directed by Jason Reitman" in the credits was a jump scare

    I'm actually very proud of Jason now knowing this, because even though this is now the third feature film in a row he's directed that's truthfully just about his Dad, at least this one doesn't spend a long take soulfully panning 360 degrees around a microphone or something while a stripped version of the SNL theme plays wistfully in the background - and I'm sure that took a lot of restraint on his part.

  • The Family Plan

    The Family Plan

    ★★½

    Lots of good B-Roll in this movie, of Buffalo NY and all of your favorite maps from Valorant

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