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One Million Years B.C. 1966
the dialogue is captivating, the set design is sublime and the story is exciting. Not to mention how the dinosaurs put every jurassic park film to shame.
im codding you it's shite.According to this film earth was a desolate wasteland where giant man eating turtles terrorized early man and also women shaved their bodies, conditioned their hair and wore bikinis. (atleast the bikinis were fur though. But would any woman actually wear a fur bikini?)
PS i know it's not that serious
PPS i want a hairy cave gf NOW
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The Avengers 2012
Fitst time i watched this was about 2013-14. Second time was when i slept with my first girlfriend for the first time. Neither times were particularly pleasant. Unrateable for spawning endless horseshit.
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
Rewatch. I love the masks and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. I love the soundtrack of course. I love his intrusive thoughts about a handsome sailor fucking his wife. Are they really intrusive? How long before he starts enjoying these little snapshots? They are already so vivid.
I love the almost macabre traverse through ornate rooms where uniquely masked perverts watch women fuck each other and watch each other fuck each other. I love imagining the fear and lust he…
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