adamtots

adamtots

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Snowpiercer
  • Poltergeist
  • All of Us Strangers

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  • The Monkey

    ★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • In the Lost Lands

    ½

  • The Damned

    ★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★½

    I dunno, man. All of this felt sort of juvenile. The story, the humor, the violence. It was all very Reddit.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    It was fine. Good even.

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  • In the Lost Lands

    In the Lost Lands

    ½

    In another universe, there’s a version of me who never left Montana, who stayed behind after high school and got a job at GameStop. He has Chipotle every day for lunch. He’s regularly fooled by AI photos on Facebook of 125-year-old grandmas who had to bake their own birthday cakes. That version of me would’ve thought this movie was sick as hell. He would’ve said the abundance of lens flare was baller. He would’ve messaged Milla Jovavich on Instagram to…

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★

    This movie isn't good, but it's kind of great. Does that make sense? It feels like watching someone else play Resident Evil. Milla Jovavich absolutely would've starred in this if they made it 15 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if Paul W. S. Anderson was involved in this somehow. This all sound like I'm ragging on the movie and I'm not. I want more movies like this. We used to get ludicrous productions like this all the time in the early 2000s.

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