Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  They lost me in the second half.

  Not a bad movie but not what I expected.

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  The Dark Tower 2017

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and I’m so annoyed it wasted my time. All that set up for Walter to throw some glass??

Popular reviews

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  Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up 2023

  ★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  There’s no way Pamela and Ned haven’t boned.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  This is gonna be the horniest movie of the year, I’m calling it now.

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