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  • Stuart Little

  • The Blair Witch Project

    ½

  • Hush

    ½

  • Twilight

    ★½

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  • Stuart Little

    Stuart Little

    This is probably going to read as unrated, but I intended it to rate this 0 stars.

    Absolutely horrible stuff, children are being gaslighted into thinking this smug piece of shit Stuart Little is the protagonist in this movie.

    The same guy that literally deprived a child of getting a home.

    HE IS A FUCKING MOUSE.

    AND YOU HAVE A CAT.

    HE DOESN’T NEED A HOME THE SAME WAY A FOSTER CHILD WILL.

    He drives around in that stupid convertible…

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ½

    This film was utter shit, I don't understand the purpose. Slow paced, boring, little to no narrative. This is the kind of garbage I would make if I had a gun to my head and I had to shit out a movie for my production company.

    I watched this so that I could watch the remake and appreciate it, just to be disappointed again.

    This experience was like watching my girlfriend cheat on me and then see it was my best friend under the covers with her. I couldn't tell you which was worse.

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  • Hush

    Hush

    ½

    I’m getting mad just remembering this film existed.

    I would’ve had less struggle building Rome in a day or getting back with my ex than the struggle I endured finishing this movie.

    I know this film predominantly follows a deaf woman and they probably thought they were really clever keeping the film quiet to give her the agency and put you in her shoes in a way.

    But it doesn’t work.

    It was so boring and slow paced. Not even…

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★½

    I’m going to be honest, my motive for watching this was that I heard it was so bad it was good.

    I love terrible cinema and ironic comedy. 

    However, this wasn’t the case for Twilight. 

    I thought this would be on par with The Room but alas, it didn’t have any redeeming factors. There was nothing unintentionally comedic about this film let alone intentionally. 

    I don’t get how teenage girls raved over this film in 2008. If they wanted a…