my hobbies include rewatching moulin rouge! (2001) and that’s it
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The Other Boleyn Girl 2008
i know this movie has already been ripped to shreds for being inaccurate but i have two major grievances i need to air
1. i’m not english and i don’t really care about their business but between this and the prestige i think scarlett johansson deserves to be banned from the island for her attempts at the accent. she makes natalie portman sound like a born and bred englishwoman by comparison
2. casting the gorg eric bana as henry the…
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Party Girl 1995
this is kind of a reverse she’s all that if you think about it. let’s turn that hot party girl into a mousy librarian STAT. also for the record “imitate a cat puking” is a terrible band name
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Black Mirror: Hated in the Nation 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i'd probably tweet something stupid like "#deathto thanos" w a picture of a grape and end up getting myself fucking killed
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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals 2018
i’m in a really bad place at the moment. not mentally i just live in hatchetfield
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