Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Whenever someone is dragging andrew tate you know i'm ready to join with a pitchfork of sharp tines

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  It's all chinese dumplings and Bellatrix Lestrange cosplay until the final 20 mins and then you just want to throw up

Popular reviews

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  Baby Reindeer 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 May 2024

  only goes to show that scottish people should not be given alcohol or an iphone

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  The biggest mystery in my head during the entire movie was how the fuck did jack antonoff pull margaret qualley

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