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Favorite films

  • Generation Kill
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Departed
  • Uncut Gems

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

  • Twisters

    ★½

  • Dark City

    ★★★½

  • Inside Out 2

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    No bro u don’t get it, it’s so deep. Bro they had to show Nicole Kidman’s ass and be two of the worst people of all time. It’s artsy. What a shit movie.

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★½

    Reading a mad lib: The plucky underdog rebels defeat the evil _______ (noun)
    “Noun”
    “Uhhhh, Tornado”
    “Nice”

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  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ½

    Worst shit I ever seen. Send Sam Raimi to prison for this one. Worst 85 minutes of my life. At least transformers is funny bad, this is just bad.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★½

    Really good metaphorical depiction of Japan’s post-war cultural shift away from wartime self-sacrifice.

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