Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  No bro u don’t get it, it’s so deep. Bro they had to show Nicole Kidman’s ass and be two of the worst people of all time. It’s artsy. What a shit movie.

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  Twisters 2024

  ★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Reading a mad lib: The plucky underdog rebels defeat the evil _______ (noun)
  “Noun”
  “Uhhhh, Tornado”
  “Nice”

Popular reviews

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ½ Added

  Worst shit I ever seen. Send Sam Raimi to prison for this one. Worst 85 minutes of my life. At least transformers is funny bad, this is just bad.

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jun 2024

  Really good metaphorical depiction of Japan’s post-war cultural shift away from wartime self-sacrifice.

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