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You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.

Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Godfather
  • Interstellar
  • Unbreakable

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★½

  • The Age of Innocence

    ★★★½

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

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  • Sense and Sensibility

    Sense and Sensibility

    ★★★★

    I still love Edward and his desire for quiet country life. Me too, king. (But loosen up just a little! Please!)

    I went down a serious rabbit hole regarding the Sonnet 116 scene, and if you would like to read my unhinged, unedited analysis which exposes Willoughby, it is linked here. I had lots of fun writing it. But it is mostly rabble. Emma Thompson you are a star. Your dual acting/screenplay Oscars were so deserved.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    I've decided to grow up and give this film 5 stars. I'm ashamed that it has taken me 5 years and multiple viewings but hey, better late than never (seriously this film gets better every time I watch it).
    But doing something as frivolous as adding half a star for no reason? I won't do that. I will instead offer a brief justification for that missing half star.
    I could go on about the inventive animation style (the detail 🤯🥶🥵),…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    Is this what it is like to be an APS 3?

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    Ethan and I had a far less emotional time on our European trip (although I'm pretty sure he cried when that idiot on the Old Trafford tour messed up our photo) ((like seriously random Australian learn to take a photo))

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    literally the movie version of the you're not you when you're hungry™ snickers ad

  • White Men Can't Jump

    White Men Can't Jump

    White men can't jump, and apparently they can't act either?