Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  'Twas the Text Before Christmas 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  Have the people who made this film had an actual video call? Do they know what that actually looks like? This is very concerning to me.

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  A fun and unserious watch, thoroughly enjoyed through and through. Loved the twins!

Popular reviews

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  F.A.R.T.: The Movie 1991

  ½ Watched 07 Sep 2023

  This is the face of evil. Pure repugnance. Satan in celluloid. These pernicious sights and sounds will be my bane for years. Videodrome dreams of inflicting this level of pain and torment.

  Honestly, it gets bad enough to be good a couple of times though. If for a just few, small, merciful moments.

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2022 1

  Silly and fun don’t think about it too much. Better than Bruno.

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