Come one, come all, and witness the greatest adventure hero of all time whimper away into obscurity as Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny sees a geriatric Harrison Ford hobble through a soullessly patchwork plot of itemised "Indiana Jones things" that the filmmakers mashed together with a cookie cutter "aged hero goes for one last adventure" story. Expect to sit through endless digs at our protagonist's age as he's led around by Quirky Female Replacement Lead #30178 and her…
