Aequitaco

Aequitaco

Just another loser from the underbelly of nowhere who likes animated movies a bit more than he probably should.

Favorite films

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Spaceballs
  • The Road to El Dorado
  • The Emperor's New Groove

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  • A Christmas Story

    ★★★★

  • One Week

  • Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

    ★★★½

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★★

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  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★★★★

    PSA: Don't use Lifebuoy.

  • One Week

    One Week

    It's been one week since you looked at me.
    Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry."
    Five days since you laughed at me, saying "get that together, come back and see me."
    Three days since the afternoon I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you.
    Yesterday, you'd forgiven me, but it'll still be two days 'till I say I'm sorry.

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  • Spirit Untamed

    Spirit Untamed

    ½

    Remember Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron? Well, what if you removed all the grandeur, breathtaking animation and great visual storytelling? Then you get this movie: Spirit Unnecessary.

    Words can't describe how much I hate this movie. It brings a more cliched narrative about personal passion vs family fidelity than The Croods, a worse supporting cast than the How to Train Your Dragon films, and visuals that are even more dull than Monsters vs Aliens. To make matters worse, the titular…

  • How to Train Your Dragon 2

    How to Train Your Dragon 2

    ★★★½

    A lot of people consider this to be one of the best DreamWorks films, and I can see why, but I don't necessarily call it one of my favorites. In terms of sequels, this delivers in spades. It takes the characters and world set up in the first movie and builds upon it, as well as adds more into the franchise. Unfortunately, as a standalone film, it's got a bit of a pacing problem. Some of the themes that it…

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