29yo lesbo, elitist cinephile-in-training
“the best thing a movie can be is 90 minutes”
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023
there’s so much to love with this one i don’t know where to beginnnnnn. obsessed with how it’s so grimy and colorful and ugly and scribbly and crunchy. also the first time anything attack on titan related has made me smile. genuinely shrieked at the mid credits scene. queueing up the soundtrack as we speak. sequel scheduled for 2026. we’re SO BACK.
ps. yes i’m getting the art book.
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John Wick: Chapter 4 2023
“how are the german clubbers still dancing with all the carnage going on” i say as if i haven’t been bopping along to the soundtrack throughout this entire movie
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Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022
guillermo del toro yelled ”cut!” but ewan mcgregor heard ”CUNT!” and put his entire mcgrussy into that little cricket
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