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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  Watched 30 Dec 2024

  don't die wondering

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  Let the Right One In 2008

  Watched 15 Dec 2024

  Moonrise Kingdom for the goths

Popular reviews

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  The Keepers 1991

  ★★ Watched 05 Apr 2021

  Top ten moments from "The Keepers":

  - Gandalf looks like one of King Arthur's knights, and hides fireworks in his red cape
  - Merry hand-feeds Frodo a snack, because what are friends for
  - Eurobeat
  - Merry hand-feeds a pony a snack, because what are friends for
  - Every time someone dramatically stares into the camera
  - Elrond(?) has jesters with funny hats in his throne room
  - A gravestone surprises Frodo. He retaliates with confetti from his hat
  -…

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  Spaghettiman 2016

  ★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2020 2

  The guy PEES SPAGHETTI and they didn't even call it "pissghetti."

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