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Recent reviews

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  The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Apr 2023

  i really don’t get why they made a feature fucking film about some guy who sells pens

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  Napoleon Dynamite 2004

  ½ Rewatched 17 Apr 2023 1

  I watched this on my 8th grade DC trip and fell asleep 20 minutes in. Shit has not improved in the 6 years since. I would compare my experience to watching Ice Cream melt in slow motion insofar as it turns something that could be amazing into something terrible whilst you watch in horror, incapable of doing anything to remedy it. 

  Thank you for your time.

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2023 2

  This film is why I Google the endings of horror movies before I watch them

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  Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde 2003

  ½ Watched 02 Apr 2023 1

  There’s no way that I could possibly have anticipated the ending of this movie.

  And that’s because it didn’t make sense and I wasn’t paying attention.

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