Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  Sudden Manhattan 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2024

  I think this is my favorite movie 👀

• 

  The Unbelievable Truth 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Aug 2024

  “Hold it.”
  “What?”
  “Do you hear that?”
  “No; what is it?”
  “Listen”
  

Recent reviews

• 

  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  I was thinking about entering a Jitterbug Contest, but after rewatching this movie, I’m not so sure anymore…

• 

  Cunk on Shakespeare 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Shakespeare never wrote anything close this white knuckle knife fight in a kitchen from Taken

Popular reviews

• 

  Gun Self-Defense for Ladies 2016

  ½ Watched 01 Jun 2021 1

  Maybe I’m sexist for saying this, but I’m pretty sure women can use a gun the same way that a man can...

• 

  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Rewatched 13 Jan 2023 2

  ✅Give a 4 year old a camera
  ✅tell them to make a scary movie
  ✅give them a ~$25 budget
  ✅edit out any shots that include something of interest or good shot composition
  ✅steal a film grain effect from YouTube 
  ✅edit in really unjustified jump scares at random points
  ✅go spend your Hot Cash at Hot Topic©️ before it expires
  ✅return your copy of “Sound Design for Babies” to the library
  ✅insult your audience by removing any semblance of a plot
  ✅call it experimental and scoff at the people who don’t get your vision

  Baby, you’ve got Skinamarink