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  M3GAN 2022

  Watched 14 Jan 2023

  (3 stars)

  a horror movie about AI chucky that is secretly disguised as a dangerous insight into how children can get dangerously attached to material objects as long as they provide comfort in times of need. the AI robot kills several people including a dog because the mom is too stupid to realize how broad her initial statement is. the robot sings titanium as a lullaby. it's the best conventional horror movie this year

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  Watched 23 Feb 2023

  (2 stars)

  surprisingly it's not complete garbage! the pinnacle of camp and honestly stupid fun when the bear is just rampaging because realistically that's what we're here for; everything else is terrible. there is absolutely no chemistry between any of these characters, the subplots are boring as hell that are just filler for the bear on cocaine. best method to watch this one are youtube clips of cocaine bear doing cocaine bear things

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  Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2023

  Watched 16 Mar 2023

  (rated 2 1/2 stars)

  we're in this really weird era of superhero movies where it almost feels like these superhero media giants like DC and Marvel love burning money on projects that aren't popular or are essentially doomed to fail, and i think no other movie showcases that more than Shazam! Fury of the Gods. it's just so formulaic, so predictable, and so uninteresting. i just really don't care?? there are other characters that are so much more interesting and…

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  Watched 16 Feb 2023

  ( 1 1/2 star)

  genuinely terrible. marvel has gotten to the point where they'll do 3 movies of a superhero nobody was interested in seeing, with a villain that is laughably terrible compared to any of the major mcu villains, with chop shop cgi becase marvel is more concerned about getting something out the door than they are about getting something people actually want to see. just completely baffled at the current state of the mcu

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