Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Us and Them 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  If she can’t handle you in your degenerate gamer phase then she doesn’t deserve you in your rich baby daddy phase

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  Taxi Driver 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2022 1

  Uber drivers would never

Recent reviews

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  Stolen Kisses 1968

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  French people really just sit around eating fromage huh

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  Casablanca 1942

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Rick out here looking like a perpetually sleep-deprived 60 year-old uncle (Apparently he’s 37???). Bro never heard of sunscreen? And why he keep calling her “kid”? What kind of disgusting pet name is that? Fits in with his whole creepy old pervert uncle aesthetic I guess

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 18 May 2024 2

  When Lisan al chocolateib slid in on his chocolate worm and was like may thine kit kat chip and shatter then saved everyone from the chocopocalypse 🍫😮‍💨🍫😫😤

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  Eden 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  What i expected: cute turtles and lizards :)
  What I got: Evil simps and nazis :(